SEVEN TRILLION THINGS ABOUT ME 

1-I am the average height of an adult Japanese woman (5'5")
2-I lived in Portland, Oregon from the age of five to twelve.
3-I hate Kenneth Brown more than anyone I have ever met; he's my very best friend and I love him.
4-I like to dress better than the average bear.
5-I work at Men's Wearhouse as a wedding consultant.
6-I got fourteenth in the nation at nationals in speech and debate
7-I am irrationally scared of spiders.
8- I am playing a game in Composition class right now, instead of writing this.
9-I hope to own an alpaca farm one day.
10-I am in an abusive relationship.
11-I once owned a goat that I named Spot the Dog.
12-My favorite movie is Django Unchained.
13-I just found out that my great great grandpa was in a group that helped start the KKK.
14-I am half African American, which makes #13 awkward.
15-Why should you never trust and acupuncturist?
16-Because they will always stab you in the back.